Friday's inspired poetry

I attended meetings all afternoon on Friday. I learned a lot but my mind wandered as well, which produced these wonderful haikus:

This one was inspired by my econ professors:
data sweet data
SAS will strip, clean, and crunch you
so I can publish.

I want the money
I will do most anything
to fill up my account.

When you have no clue
just start talking until your
questioner gives up.

When you're in meetings
to sound important, speak in
abbreviations.

JDW