200th post - Haiku - Bull Strategy

I guess I've been stuck in a theme lately - mixing a little advice with a little financial poetry.
The fifth installment in Dan's guide to life through the media of haiku:

Cast away your bonds

constant anger weighs you down

breathe, relax, smile.

Bullish on a stock?

Buy a call or write a put.

Up-swing? Rake profits.

-JDW