Haiku - Bureaucratic Doctors

This gives you some idea of how my day is going. I wrote this when I was thinking about how hospitals might run if bureaucrats actually took over ALL of medicine, including delivery. Unfortunately it turned out to have a very Sarah Palin, death panel tone to it. Maybe that's just the reality or maybe it's my own convoluted preconceptions about what government medicine would be like. Or maybe it's the fact that I work for the largest government-run healthcare network and I know how it is, or just how I perceive it to be. Anyway, I have my doubts.

Bureaucratic Doctors

I'm sorry sir,

but your request has been denied

due to budget cuts.