I've watched a lot of CNBC in my short (ish) life and so I have witnessed the Jeff Van Gundy-like aging transformation of "The Squak Box's" Maria Bartiromo. So when Dealbreaker ran this article, I felt my muse calling me so I wrote a haiku about her. This one has a joker-ish feel to it.
The Money Honey,
Maria Bartiromo,
why not so hot now?
-JDW
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